Okay, so things are actually going really well with Julie. When we grabbed coffee, it was totally like that scene in Groundhog's Day when Bill Murray pretends to be that woman's classmate, and then the woman totally pretends to remember him. Remember the scene I'm talking about? So when she started pretending, "Oh, right, now I remember you," I couldn't tell her, "Just kidding, I only know you from people search." Anyway, it turns out we have a lot in common strangely. We both love Stanley Kubrick movies and have the mission in life of climbing Kilimanjaro. Crazy huh? But this poses a crazy ethical question, when can I tell her I just know her from search people? If I do it too soon, I'll scare her off, but if I do it too late, she'll hate me for lying to her all this time. Maybe I could tell her she can do a background check on me so she knows I'm not a serial killer or something. In the meantime, hadoop.