Foiled by People Search
Would you believe it?? Julie totally dumped me when I told her that I'd actually been lying to her all along, we were never classmates in elementary school, I just know how to find someone online. Who knew that people search would get me in so much trouble? Ugh, I'm done with women - well, unless I met the woman who already knows about Olive Oil for the Cultured Girl, then I could be convinced. I've heard about Life Extension, but what's the point if you're spending it alone?